Bagel7

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My favorite quotes can be seen here.

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• I'm in Model UN, so this made me chuckle.
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• A Wikiholic's Dictionary
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• [7] (so true....)
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Bastards!

• examples: uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve (alright, this one is at least creative), diez, once, doce, trece, catorce, quince

You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• KITS-FM, AKA Live 105
• Rage Against the Machine
• lostprophets

• Aidin Vaziri
• Aaron Axelson

• Alley Life
• Atom tha Immortal
• Audible Mainframe
• Balance (rapper)
• Big Kid
• Black Planet (rapper)
• Blue Flannel
• DJ Zebra
• Dogwood Speaks
• Don Juan Dracula
• Feature Cast
• Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
• Jelleestone
• Kenex (rapper)
• The Monas
• The Rabbit Joint
• Rainman (rapper)
• Shake da Mayor
• Storm (techno band)
• The Strays
• Team Knoc
• Ty Cobb (rapper)

• Scar Tissue
• Housekeeping (novel)
• Rock The Bells
• 3XKrazy
• Newton (band)

• Rock Kills Kid
• Template:User lostprophets
• Template:User bagel without cream cheese
• Template:User Ares Galaxy
• Template:User Alt Tab
• Template:User Love New Zealand
• Image:Ares thingie.jpg
• Template:The Desert Sessions
• Image:Cherry Pie.JPG
• Image:Traxamillion

• ViolinGirl^♪
• Papa_smurPH
• Screenmaster16
• Prodego ^talk

Please see this page.

• Calvin and Hobbes
• Far Side
• Pearls Before Swine (comic strip)
• Get Fuzzy
• Dilbert
• Doonesbury
• Zits
• FoxTrot
• Bizarro (comic strip)
• The Boondocks
• Sherman's Lagoon
• Non Sequitur (comic strip)
• Brevity
• Tintin

• Mitch Hedburg
• Jon Stewart
• Dave Chappelle
• Dane Cook
• Chris Rock
• Jerry Seinfeld
• Will Ferrell
• Dave Barry

• Metal Slug because it was the coolest arcade game back in the good old days.
• Stephan Pastis because he writes Pearls Before Swine, the greatest comic of our modern day.
• Aidin Vaziri because of his hilarious interviews. (He doesn't have a wikipedia page yet, but here is some information about him: http://www.aidinvaziri.com/)
• Chuck Norris because he is CHUCK NORRIS. nuff said
• Zack de la Rocha because he led Rage Against the Machine, and is prepared to fight stupid politicians (read: Dubbya) at any time.
• Chad Hedrick because he was the man at the Olympics in speed skating.
• Shaun White see Chad, and because he's just that cool.
• Doug Elfman because he is a grown man, yet his job is playing video games.
• Gary Gait because he is the best lacrosse player ever and I got to meet him.
• Bill Simmons because he has the funniest sports column I've ever read.
• Stephen Colbert because of this.

• the Incarnations of Immortality series
• the Xanth series
• Piers Anthony
• Garth Nix
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
• Douglas Adams
• Isaac Asimov
• Stephen King
• Kurt Vonnegut

• Infinite monkey theorem
• Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
• Metal umlaut
• Exploding whale
• Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Invisible Pink Unicorn
• Why statistics are useful: List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck"
• Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
• Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
• Antikythera mechanism
• Tió de Nadal
• Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years' War
• The Headington Shark
• Schmidt Sting Pain Index
• Mary Toft
• Mike the Headless Chicken
• Dick Assman
• Baldwin Street, Dunedin
• United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
• Le Train de Nulle Part
• Ham sandwich theorem
• Wolfe+585, Senior
• Etc...

• I never actually recieved a welcome on my talk page. I just copied and pasted one that Kingturtle had posted on someone else's talk page, because I thought it had some useful links.
• I cannot for the life of me remember why I made the first edit I did as Bagel7. It appears to be the work of a new user (that would be me). In a reasonable manner, another user even questioned me about it, but I just don't remember.
• Apparently at some point, I vandalized the anti-rock template for which I am now deeply sorry. That is the only known vandalism of mine I can find since I have been Bagel7. I can't, however, speak for my I.P. address edits. Furthermore, I apparently deleted the notice that David618 so kindly put up. It has since been restored, and I won't vandalize again.

Happy editing!Just remember: Editcountitis can be fatal.